Why Did The Haggis Cross the Road?
and other Scottish Jokes
One thing that's know is that the Haggis did cross the road.
But why did he do it!
Read the book now to find out.
Other books by Stuart McLean
Why Did The Haggis Cross the Road? - Extracts
Bagpipe Jokes Bagpipes: The best way to terrorise the neighbours without the risk of getting an ASBO. What’s the difference between a stone of Ayrshire Potatoes and a band of pipers. It only takes twenty minutes to boil the potatoes. If a piper was playing alone in a forest 100 miles from anywhere – would everyone still hate him? What’s the difference between a piper and a mother-in-law. Not everyone loathes their mother-in-law. Bagpipes and the Loch Ness Monster have two things in common – they attract tourists and terrify little children. What’s the difference between a set of bagpipes and Tommy Sheridan? Tommy sues! How do you get two pipers to play a perfect harmony? Shoot one.
